Best / Worst parts of my life.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008 ♥.

I have just realised how boring i have made my blog to be;
Just by blogging plainly about what happened everyday in my boring life;
So i have decided not to blog about it today but blog about ridiculous things in my head.

1) GLOBAL WARMING.

Ms.Low's lesson freaked me out a bit today.
I always thought Earth would go on forever.
Okay, my younger self.
Then i thought that the future would be extremely extremely high tech.
With all the translucent projector screen computers coming out of your watch or something.
I think i got that idea from SpyKids ._.
Anyway its just my idiot younger self imagination so nevermind.
Then Ms.Low say until so serious like going end of the world like that.

I wonder why God created men.
Since God knows everything, He should know that if He created us we would destroy Earth.
Or maybe He wanted Earth destroyed in the first place?
Maybe.
We will never know.

2) MY SISTER HAS RASHES ALL OVER HER BODY.

I am damn freaked out by her.
She looks like she has AIDS now.
Her face got one big blotch on the cheek;
And small mosquito-bite sized rashes all over her face.
Her arms and legs are pretty much in the same condition.
Ohmygosh i don't want to end up like her!
I am damnnnedddd freaked out and screams everytime she forgets and comes near me.
I was even stupid enough to forget too and sit beside her.
I shall not do that next time.
My body is itching already!!

3) WHY AM I SO SHORT?

Said theory: Liu Jing and i were supposed to be LongFengTai (twins). BUT he matured too damn fast and came out in February with all the skinny and tall genes. Me maturing too slow, didn't show up on the scanner at all ._. Mama didn't know i was still in her stomach and proceded to have sex with Papa again ._. For some reason she could get pregnant again and KK was maturing too fast too and came out in August, pulling all the minute tall genes left with him (Liu Jing pulled out all the skinny genes that's why KK is like that). Me still trying to mature, came out in November, left with the short and fat genes >=(

Official theory:
My great grandfather was short.
My grandfather is short.
My father is short.
Now i am short.
My grandmother is fat and has diabetes.
My mother is fat.
Now i am fat.

4) WHAT IS WITH SHAKESPEARE'S "TO BE OR NOT TO BE"?

I understand that things are either meant to be or not meant to be. But why is it Shakespeare's quote? Just because he used it in one of his plays? Either way i am not in Elective Literature or anything so i don't know why i have this ridiculous question which has totally no link to me or my life. Thank you very much for that long sentence.

5) WHY ARE THERE SUCH THINGS CALLED HOMEWORK AND EXAMS?

Teacher's reply: Homework is to monitor your work attitude and check whether you have understood what the teacher has taught you that day. Exams are to double check that you remember everything.

Students' opinion: Homework is to make your life difficult. Exams are an excuse for teachers to scold students for being stupid and a excuse for parents to do the same thing too. Just because some of us can't study doesn't mean we are stupid. It's just that we are better in something (like art and playing computer) than some stupid lame boring subject (like maths).

Yeah thats about all.
Will post more if my ridiculous mind thinks of anymore!
It's just too hard keeping all these stupid questions too myself.
Byebye thankyou for surviving this stupid post.

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Posted @ 9:14 PM